Omar

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//Welcome to my page! It's mostly in English, partly in Spanish.


 * RHAPSODY IN BLUE!!!** (Part 1/2)

Composer - George Gershwin Conductor/Pianist - Leonard Bernstein Orchestra - ??? If you like this (and surely you will) go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOcuvv01nO4 for part 2. media type="youtube" key="yiyc9Ak3EtQ&hl=en" height="355" width="425"media type="custom" key="663629"

More coming soon
 * Things to Ponder:**


 * Original Ideas for Jokes** -- these are just ideas, not the whole joke, post a discussion for any more ideas to add. Don't steal, even if they aren't// good.//

A foreigner comes to America, listens to one of Bush's speeches and says "I-raq, I-ran, hmm, are those new iPod accessories? I thought America had a Capitalist idea, but government controlling Apple?"

<> For your age, you're pretty agile. <> One must not eat a pineapple after a farmer jabs him with a hot-dog flavored sword on Mondays. <> Don't show your bomb to the police, because they don't like them. <<¿Por qué el mundo es tan cruel?>> Why is the world so cruel? <> Don't come with me to the bathroom.
 * Citas de inspiración de Omar/ Quotes of Inspiration**

THE INFAMOUS DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK!! media type="youtube" key="a1Y73sPHKxw&hl=en" height="365" width="412"
 * CoolVids** (the one at the top of this page is the best though)

Candy Mountain media type="youtube" key="JPONTneuaF4&hl=en" height="361" width="417"


 * Stuff I Like**

There's a whole lot more of these to come!